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Ten ways to realize your Internet connection is a little slow

• Text on Web pages display as Morse Code and... 
• Graphics arrive via FedEx. 
• You believe a heavier string might improve your throughput 
• You post a message to your favorite Newsgroup and it displays a week later. 
• Your credit card expires while ordering on-line. 
• Playboy web site exhibits "Playmate of the year"...for 1989. 
• You're still in the middle of downloading that popular new game, "Ping Pong". 
• Everyone you talk to on the 'net phone' sounds like Forrest Gump. 
• You receive e-mails with stamps on them. 
• You click the "Send" button, a little door opens on the side of your monitor and a pigeon flies out.